The beautiful Vale is no more and the well-heeled suits and skirts who nowadays run the local authority have a sin to answer for, many sins to answer for.

Labour councillor John Millar has accused them, and the chanty wrastlers who make up the sorry, stitched together SNP administration, led by the diddy man Cllr Jonathan McColl, of leaving the area “forgotten”.

Cllr Millar maintains that the mediocre local authority’s dreams of making a fortune from a developer interested in a big money land deal are now “pie in the sky”.

The Leven ward councillor believes the years-long neglect of crumbling Mitchell Way, off Main Street, is clear evidence means that prospective developers, if there ever were any who were really serious, would not be falling over themselves to invest in the Vale.

Councillor Millar said: “Nobody quite knows what’s actually happening with it. The company who were buying it went into liquidation, another company came in and it happened again.

“Somebody somewhere is not looking at that shopping centre now and thinking ‘here’s an opportunity’. ”

Andf he demanded that something must be done quickly to stop the Vale deteriorating any further.

He added: “They have actually made the Vale that much of a ghetto, the place will go only at the lowest possible price.”

Cllr Millar, pictured right, claimed that the town centre has been crippled by years of inaction.
He said: “We had a public meeting at one point and I asked if the for sale signs on the Vale could at least be cleaned.
“I asked if the pillars in the shopping centre could be cleaned but nothing gets done.
“We aren’t going to get top dollar for that.
“The Vale has been forgotten, I’ve called Bonhill the forgotten ward before, but central Alexandria has now also been forgotten.”

Meanwhile, the local authority has recently come under fire for blowing £20,000 of Sustrans cash on controversial planters placed around the Vale’s historic fountain at the junction of Main Street and Bank Street.

This was supposed to be part of “improvements” to create a “gateway” to the town on Main Street, but there has been a storm of criticism which has seen local people complaining that they are unsafe and unsightly.

It has been the subject of regeneration plans for years, with pledges that the area would be demolished “within weeks” as far back as 2016 amidst an anticipated £6.5 million plan which was set to see a Lidl supermarket and new homes on the site.

The works is yet to start and Lidl have still to confirm the future of their interest in the site.

However basket case West Dunbartonshire Council say they are committed to regenerating the town centre and say they are “ working closely with community organisations to make improvements.

A West Dunbartonshire Council spokesperson (they refuse to speak to The Dumbarton Democrat) told a local journalist: “We continue to invest in the area and have recently completed the final round of consultations on the proposed Alexandria Masterplan, setting out a range of projects to enhance the town centre. These proposals are shaped by the local community.”

The local community don’t seem to know they were consulted on the the plan, which sadly resembles putting lipstick on a corpse.

The song about the Beautiful Vale is disappearing into history and being replaced by The Band Played Believe It If You Like.