Cllr Rooney, who doesn’t like to see his remarks reported here, came up with the “£70 million by 2028” at a council meeting in Dumbarton last Wednesday, where a group of protesters, most of them women and children from his own Lomond Ward, were campaigning against cuts they said would hurt them deeply.

Unbelievably, the Labour council refused to give them an audience for their “urgent question” and decided the matter could stick to the wall until such times as they were prepared to hear it.

Or at a time when there was no football on the television.

Martin Rooney said the First Minister’s out of the blue announcement showed  “a failure of leadership and an act of sheer desperation” and says the move “has now taken away our primary way of raising funding locally.”

Touch of the pot calling the kettle black there, I would have thought.

When they were beaten in the local government election two years ago, the SNP flung a hospital pass at Labour as a valedictory gesture, a package of budget cuts including their notorious decision to keep grass cutting to a minimum, cut bin collections, close community centres and much more.

Labour’s version of the  Sword of Damocles stands ready to fall on even more services since at the budget come April they will be left staring down the barrel of an estimated £17.2 million gap which some doomsayers believe is estimated to rise to £48.6 million by 2028/29.

Best and worst case scenarios for the 2028/29 budget are that the council would face a £35 million black hole and that this could soar to an unthinkable £72.4 million.

West Dunbartonshire voters can put the kettle on for a similar gap to this financial year. That £20 million figure won’t go away. Would the last person to leave please remember to switch off the lights?

How to solve this crisis then? SNP leader Karen Conaghan made me laugh – it’s not much fun sitting through a council meeting – when she suggested that instead of leaving our parks and public places in the dreadful state they are in following the SNP decision not to cut the grass should be handed over to the public to create allotments.

Councillor Rooney said: “I want a proper funding settlement from the Scottish Government so that we can protect services and jobs, and which allows us to give our workers a pay rise that recognises and reflects the contributions they make to our communities.

“Scottish councils have struggled with years of under-funding from the Scottish Government which led to huge funding gaps, service reductions and job losses.

“Councils like West Dunbartonshire have been affected more than most as we don’t have a strong economic base and are therefore limited in what we can do to protect jobs and services.”

Excuse me, Councillor Rooney, you have just published a (very expensive fairy tale) annual performance report which claims the exact opposite in large type stating that West Dunbartonshire Council has a strong economic base.

And that the majority of the people in this area are content with the services they receive from the Council.

Now there’s my second laugh of the day.

Perhaps at last he has found a use for the bandstand in Levengrove Park where on Sunday night a local band will be hired to play Believe it if YOU LIKE.

The Council will be paying for the fireworks, of course. It seems they have money to burn. Our money.

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