The letter was sent out in response to a Dumbarton Academy teacher writing ‘The (Mis)adventures of a Dumbarton Maths Teacher.’

Head teacher Alison Boyles says the school was unaware of the book’s existence.

“The book has been written and published without the council’s prior knowledge.

“The book contains views by the author that are not recognised or shared by the council or in any of our education establishments.

“There is no further information available for me to share due to the ongoing investigation but I wanted to update you personally and reassure you that I am happy to speak to anyone who may have particular concerns.”

The book is for sale on Amazon description reads: “In 1989, at the tail end of the Cold War, a phone call was made that would change the lives of many people in an area of Scotland, not very far from where the Nuclear Submarines were kept.  Of course, it had nothing whatsoever to do with East/West relations at all. “It was instead, simply a call from Strathclyde Regional Council offering me a job at Dumbarton Academy.”

Which is funny depending on your sense of humour.

“This led to many somewhat strange, often suspicious, and definitely dubious events taking place with the help of several other disreputable parties, or as they were otherwise known, ‘some of my good mates’.”

When contacted by a journalist, one of those to whom the PR people deign to speak, the spin doctors said they do not comment on individual cases, which begs the question what is an individual case?

That journalist was left to understand that the Council expects the “highest standards from all its employees” and takes swift action when it believes these have not been met.

I wonder if they would – they won’t, of course – care to tell the press and public what swift action it has taken over their bullying of a disabled employee which is about to cost us/not them £1 million. 

We are supposed to live in a democratic country.

There has been no word of suspensions or anything like that but I suppose that too is being kept quiet in Secret Scotland. Until it comes out, of course.