Memories are made of this: Rialto up for sale after being used as a cannabis farm

It was a bit classier than The Regal and La Scala and competed with the Picture House in the High Street for people who had a few bob left from what had already been spent of the money in their pay packet from Denny’s shipyard.
Children got into line for the ABC Minors – ‘We are the boys and girls well known as Minors of the ABC’ – to see Flash Gordon and Ming the Merciless.
And if we were really lucky we would come back in the afternoon to see Roy Rogers and Trigger and Dale Evans or maybe Tom Mix or Gene Autrey and his palomino.
Very many Dumbarton couples sealed their relationship in The Rialto balcony and did a bit of “winching”  in the stalls back row.
If the girl you were with was fortunate, she became the delighted recipient of an ice lolly or a chocolate ice from the manager’s wife, May Petrie, who was married to bow-tied and dinner-suited Des.
May was our very own Lyons Maid, a glamorous blonde who looked like she should be in “the pictures” rather than at them.
It was her husband Des who, with his deputy manager Billy Grainger from Milton, invited Cliff Richard to to come to College Street for “Summer Holiday”.
There were paper boys and paper boys, but none like John McFall, our MP who became chairman of the Treasury Select Committee and is now Speaker in the House of Lords.
I read this week that US President Donald Trump has to have John’s permission before he can make a speech in the Palace of Westminster.
No’ bad for a wee boy frae Bellsmyre.
So, it was with considerable sadness this week that I learned The Rialto was for sale.
So much happiness, so much drama, so much fun had been created there.
I have searched my ageing brain for information on the fire that closed The Rialto for the first time.
The film that was showing was Von Ryan’s Express with Audey Murphy starring in it.
Roy Rogers, the Singing Cowboy, and Trigger
The ending came when the train caught fire and I still recall the hugely colourful publicity poster on the building between the cinema and Bobby Allen’s shop.
There were hopes for a time that The Rialto would become the site for a new Health Centre in Dumbarton to replace the falling down, jerry-built, second rate job we had built for us in the Artizan.
But I am told this week by a lassie from The Reporter that the former Dumbarton bingo hall has gone on the property market for around £500,000.
Who remembers the Orange Hall, the Masonic Hall, the Post Office and Lennox Technical College behind which The Big Green – Dumbarton Bowling Club as it is still known – was secreted away? No Catholics allowed in.
Then there was Robertson’s builders’ yard, the stables where the Store milk horses were, Kane’s and Colville’s pends and the Vatican – so called because all the council houses in it had been rented out to Catholics.
There was Alex Murphy’s barber shop, Kershaw’s general store, McDougall’s the drysalter, the College Bar and Folan’s bakery, Joe the Cobbler’s, Jackie Douglas’s barber shop and Porciani’s, another famous fish and chip shop.
There was too Jeannie McFall’s newsagent’s shop and Granny Russell’s Irish shop. John Mullen’s record shop, Thomson the baker’s and the Market Garage which had been a place where cattle were bought and sold – and sometimes escaped.
Think back, do you remember any more names above the shops? Or the Lennox Technical College, Bill Buchanan’s Youth Employment office and the Department of Employment office, which was affectionately known as The Burroo.
And the telephone boxes, the wayside bible, Dr Jimmy Goldie’s surgery, Minnie Steel”s sweetie shop, the Council rent office and Tom Spowart’s Burgh Engineer’s and architect’s office?
Perhaps you can recall the police marksman being called out to shoot the occasional runaway bull on its way to the slaughterhouse on the Common?
The Rialto was converted into a bingo hall in 1994 and operated as such for 26 more years before it closed in 2020 and was left vacant.
However, a police raid three years later uncovered a cannabis farm with more than 1,100 plants worth more than £300,000 stashed away there.

In August last year, four men confessed to growing the plants and living in the hall.

Now the property is back on the market with estate agents, Kirkstone, looking for offers in the region of £495,000.

The schedule states that inside the building, there is a large open hall on the ground floor which leads into a number of rooms, including a catering kitchen.

On the first floor, there are two cinema theatres and a number of offices/store rooms.

“This vast building is available for a wide range of uses, including a nursery, restaurant, religious facility or children’s play area

“The subjects are available to lease on a full repairing and insuring basis, for a term to be agreed, at a rent of £45,000 per annum.”

But does the sweet smell of cannabis still linger in the air there?

If you have any cash to spare after having paid your council tax, your brown bin charge and swept the street outside your house by yourself, you could give a thought to buying The Rialto.

Even if it’s only to feed your craving for nostalgia around the way we were …

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