HOORAY AS HARRY AND MEGAN CHOOSE OWN CAN

Under the headline “Harry and Meghan leave royals for ‘commoner’ life’”, the Murdoch-owned tabloid offers a vivid interpretation of what this “commoner” life might look like: Markle on a sofa with a fag in one hand and curlers in her hair; Harry beside her, belly hanging out over white Y-fronts, and own-brand beer spilling down his chest.

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